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CATARACTS!!

Well, just another thing I have in common with the Asian race. I am a proud owner of a cataract as well. That's right, at 34 years of age I am having cataract surgery on Thursday. I found out a few weeks ago that I have a large cataract on my left eye. This was caused by an eye infection that I had about 2 years ago which made me go blind in that eye. In order to treat the infection, I had to get multiple injections in my eye. (In case you are wondering if the saying "Stick a needle in your eye" has any bearing of truth, it does!!) One of the side effects of this treatment was a possiblilty of cataracts. Since I was blind already, I figured the risk was pretty nominal. Well, of course I could not be normal and I did get this cataract formation. So, on Thursday, I am getting rid of it. They are also going to be putting a small implant in my eye to deliver steroids on a regular basis so I do not have to get injections again for 2-3 years. It is called a Reticert implant. Surgery should take about 1-2 hours and recovery fully in 2-3 days. Hopefully I will be fine by Christmas. Wish me luck in this, I sure could use it. For some of you I am looking forward to seeing you more clearly in the near future. Others, we will have to play it by ear. Have a Merry Christmas.

Sad news, this must be shared.

I just found out about the death of one my most beloved actors. I can't tell you the number of times his portrayel on the little screen made me hunger for more. It is a sad day for sure, I must pass on the details of his passing.

As reported by the Associated cookie Press:

December, 14, 2006

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of Celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, I apologize, it is a very somber occasion and one should not derive pleasure from it. If you feel compelled, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass this on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

Donations will be accepted in his behalf and the Food Bank. They must be smaller than a breadbox to fit through the donation slot. Dozens, in fact baker’s dozens of letters of condolence have already been received, the family thanks you. Please do not think this is some half-baked attempt to rob you of the crumbs you have left around the holidays, this is for real. It really burns me when people do not believe me.

RIP P.D.B, you will be missed. If you need S’more information about this, please refer to the Hershey site.

My first post, it's just the beginning!

So, welcome to the blog of me. Most people refer to me as wise, all knowing, prophetic. I like to think they are right. If they don't feel this way, they will be compelled to comment as such as an observer, but it is only because they lack the intelect to do anything otherwise. Please do not hold this against the feeble minded readers of this blog. If you have something thoughtful, helpful, and most importantly intelligent to say, please post your opinions at will. So far, I have only seen a few who qualify. Props out to C-Bisuit and the DDOgg, I respect what you've been putting out there. For others, please push the soapbox aside while reading here, you might just learn something. This blog is intended to help and educate my family, friends and aquaintances. It will include fun things, naughty stuff, and even some real insight into who and what I really am. Be prepared for something........DIFFERENT.



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